Funding for the Unbankable
Funding Help for the Businesses Banks don't understand
If a loan officer can't pattern-match your business — a metaphysical shop, a tattoo studio, an indie label, a maker's table — you've probably been turned down by people who never understood what you do. Usually the problem isn't your business; it's that no one translated it into the language money speaks. That's my job. I package you to get funded: done-with-you, we get your numbers, your story, and your paperwork into the shape lenders actually approve, find the lenders worth your time, and walk it through to the money. Flat fee, agreed up front. I sit on your side of the table — not the bank's.
How it works
1. A free 30-minute call. We look at your business, your numbers, and what the money is for. If I'm not the right fit, I'll tell you straight.
2. I package you. For a flat fee agreed up front, we get your financials, your story, and your paperwork into the shape lenders approve.
3. We go to the right lenders. I match you with lenders who fund businesses like yours, and walk the application through to a decision.
Who you'll be working with: I taught myself global finance from a Thai prison cell. I once landed a $5M line of credit, and couldn't find one honest counterparty, so I became one. Now I help makers, mystics and misfits get funded by translating their businesses into the language lenders understand.
Meet The Team
Hecate
Customer Support Lead
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